Friday, October 5, 2007

Rules To Live By?

1.Women always makes the rules.

2.The rules can change without notice.

3.Men cannot know the rules.

4.If a woman suspects that a man knows all the rules, she must immediately change some of the rules.

5.A woman never bears the blame for being wrong.

6.If a woman is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something that a man did or said which was wrong.

7.If rule 6 applies, the man must apologize for causing the misunderstanding.

8.A woman can change her mind.

9.A man must never change his mind without the consent of the female.

10.A woman has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11.A man must always remain calm unless the woman wants him to be angry or upset.

12.A woman must never let a amn know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13.If a woman has PMS, there are no rules.

14.A man cannot diagnose PMS.

1 comment:

Eric said...

This is why guys are manipulitive and try to mess with girls self esteem. It's the only way to get the upper hand.