When You Look In the Mirror, It Says A-M-B-U-L-A-N-C-E

Holy shit people, are you all fucking stupid?!? What do you think the flashing lights and loud sirens mean? Get the fuck out of the way! Someone might be dying, and your ass is sitting there, staring at the red light, listening to the driver blare his horn, which is at least 5x louder than the sirens, for you to move out the fucking way! "But the light's red! What do I do?" Move your ass lady! I hope you're waiting for an ambulance one day when some ass is sitting at a red light and won't move. Most people at least make a half-hearted effort to slide over so the ambulance has to weave through traffic, but not you. You stick to your guns, because running a red light is illegal. You didn't notice that everyone else did what they were supposed to do when they heard the siren: they stopped and/or moved. Clear intersection. Then, when you finally get it through your head that he's honking at YOU, you ease out into the intersection. Once there however, you have no clue what to do once the ambulance has passed. Now, everyone who stopped for the ambulance has to remain stopped while you figure out that your dumbass should have just gone through the intersection once the ambulance went by. Super. I hope I don't see anyone I know in the obits tomorrow, because I memorized your license plate number.